Good day sir.

My Name is Kris.
I am now 24 years old.
I live in Johnstone, near Glasgow in sunny Scotland.

  • New Jersey Devils
  • Braehead Clan
  • WWF Attitude
  • Double Decker Fucking Busses

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

Edited by KrizzyB

 

mama-bird:

smilenose:

kawii2pookiid:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

all of this is just perfect

I’m still waiting for Mayhem and Flo to have a sitcom together 

Mayhem and Flo:

I SHIP IT

(Source: deanwincherter)

conservative-humanist:

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

I read that in Elmo’s voice and no lie it was one of the most creepiest things I have ever imagined. 

conservative-humanist:

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

I read that in Elmo’s voice and no lie it was one of the most creepiest things I have ever imagined. 

Ours is the Fury. #Baratheon #GameofThrones

Ours is the Fury. #Baratheon #GameofThrones

poopflow:

IM PISSING

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)