Good day sir.
My Name is Kris.
I am now 23 years old.
I live in Johnstone, near Glasgow in sunny Scotland.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”